My tweets

• Sun, 14:54: It sucks that I have to throw out food due to the power outage. The ham, cheese, and yogurt are probably no good anymore, right?
• Sun, 14:58: RT @TeaPartyCat: GOOD NEWS, CONSERVATIVES! The end of Daylight Savings Time means the SuperPACs have an extra hour to run scary commercials.
• Sun, 18:36: I keep hearing people say they want a businessman for President. When did businessmen become popular?
• Sun, 18:36: RT @TeaPartyCat: #WhyImNotVotingForObama because America doesn't need a president with a funny name, Harvard law degree, and father born ...
• Sun, 19:41: Sissy Fuss http://t.co/XqUO1uVt
• Sun, 20:11: People with kids sure do spend a lot of time complaining about their kids.
• Mon, 00:05: Choose Your Own Obama Conspiracy http://t.co/qU6lAuWU
• Mon, 07:09: We're back on Standard Time, which at this point is no longer standard.
• Mon, 07:17: Neil Diamond has been working phones for Obama. Unfortunately, no one has heard at all, not even Clint Eastwood's chair.
• Mon, 07:46: I wonder if @peeweeherman will have a Penny cartoon for the Guy.