My tweets

• Wed, 12:55: Blow Me to Bermuda! http://t.co/KQIU8g99
• Wed, 16:50: Whatever Became of Q*bert? http://t.co/62rzXKLk
• Wed, 17:14: Is it just me, or does "Nuts & Milk" sound dirty? http://t.co/KVVxhxqu
• Wed, 17:59: Gym classes are being cut? I guess that's the one advantage to school budget problems.
• Wed, 18:08: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1804, Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel. You may have won the duel, Burr, but whose giant, woman-y f ...
• Wed, 18:13: RT @Nintendo_Legend: There's something ironic about a broken link that's supposed to go to a blogger's complaint in response to a websit ...
• Wed, 18:16: Hmm, "Bible" and #mydumbsuperstition are both trending. Just saying.
• Wed, 18:27: It's not the heat; it's the humidity. And also the heat.
• Wed, 18:58: "What are we going to do tonight, Republicans?" "Same thing we do every night. Try to repeal Obamacare!"
• Wed, 19:02: If we declared being a jerk to be a pre-existing condition, maybe Republicans would get behind ObamaCare.

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