My tweets

• Sat, 13:03: RT @FrankConniff: Mitt Romney shouldn't just denounce Donald Trump, he should pin him to the floor and forcibly cut his "hair."
• Sat, 13:23: The Invincible is an awfully slow airship. #finalfantasy3
• Sat, 15:47: Do Munchkin comedians work blue?
• Sat, 15:58: RT @brokenglasseye: Donald Duck's Family Tree: http://t.co/QDZvbiw2
• Sat, 15:59: RT @kidicarus222: Legit question: Why do rap songs feature guest vocals so much more often than rock songs?
• Sat, 16:00: RT @jlbellwriter: @VoVat I tell this hot blonde from the Emerald City, "Look me up." And she says, "How can I look you up when I'm looki ...
• Sat, 18:26: Sometimes I wish there were a mozzarella stick platter, but it would probably cause instant heart attack.