My tweets

• Fri, 14:01: Remember What the Dormouse Said http://t.co/NSf2tRKX
• Fri, 14:11: Read my response to "Do you shower in the morning or the evening?": http://t.co/nbZmMSad
• Fri, 14:14: Read my response to "Put you music player on shuffle/random. What came up?": http://t.co/32D7qP63
• Fri, 14:22: RT @3x1minus1: It's so funny that courtroom sketch artists are still a thing, when you think about it
• Fri, 14:37: Video: Brigitte Bardot - Bubble Gum http://t.co/i9Jw6wtW
• Fri, 14:44: nadiaaboulhosn's photo http://t.co/TarCvKvY via @instagram I love carrot cake.
• Fri, 15:41: RT @omg: 99.9% of all shark attacks occur in water. #omg
• Fri, 16:43: Why do they always have the sports on at Applebee's.
• Fri, 16:52: How does Party City manage to stay in business?
• Fri, 18:04: I think Robert Smith really WOULD care if he had a heart attack every Tuesday and Wednesday.

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