My tweets

• Thu, 18:16: I don't know about you, but I'm not so keen on Romney's mandate for haircuts.
• Thu, 22:08: Eleven Swans A-Flying http://t.co/yzsO33pd
• Fri, 00:36: RT @meganamram: Only the true Son of God would have the time to be a carpenter AND a co-pilot
• Fri, 00:41: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Log Cabin Republicans have announced they are against themselves.
• Fri, 00:47: Remember when Crash Bandicoot shilled for Pizza Hut? Why didn't Mario get that job?
• Fri, 00:52: Vidal Sassoon died upon hearing that Mitt Romney forcibly cut another kid's hair in his youth.
• Fri, 00:55: Hey, Fox News, how is it that the people who want MORE marriage are warring against marriage? Sounds ass-backwards to me.
• Fri, 00:59: Photo: Obama’s flip-flops declared a war on marriage? Why are his shoes talking about…oh, I see. Obama is... http://t.co/x7tQZfcC
• Fri, 01:01: "If the gay men are all married, who are we going to hit on at rest stops?" -The Republican Party
• Fri, 01:02: RT @TheOnlyTrout: Can we declare war against declaring war against abstract concepts?

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