My tweets

• Fri, 13:10: I Love Frank's Brain http://t.co/GnjGFbTv
• Fri, 13:17: Overheard: From Robert Rankin's "The Greatest Show Off Earth" - 'I'm weary,' said Raymond. 'And sick at... http://t.co/eOw4btn5
• Fri, 14:42: RT @JohnFugelsang: Congressmen investigating whether anybody hired hookers is like Gargamel investigating Smurf Abuse.
• Fri, 14:43: It's Arbor Day. "Arbor" is how people with Cockney accents pronounce "harbor."
• Fri, 14:44: RT @Disalmanac: Today is Arbor Day, so go Arb the crap out of something.
• Fri, 14:51: Real women have curves. Fake women have "Made in Hong Kong" stamped on their boxes.
• Fri, 15:04: RT @poisonyoulove: If the movie Battleship is anything like the game, my brother will move the ship when I'm not looking. Oops, spoiler. :P
• Fri, 15:18: Photo: No wonder Krypton ended up getting destroyed. They waste their advanced robotics technology on... http://t.co/W9QnMqma
• Fri, 15:59: RT @AlBruno3: (Recommended Hotness) Don't know who she is but this is what I call a pin up girl! http://t.co/21kqsQcq
• Fri, 15:59: RT @Smethanie: If I were a nun, I would only wear Converse and call my shoes my Nun Chucks!

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