My tweets

• Mon, 12:26: Video: heart-likethefourthofjuly: http://t.co/HI9dwEZC
• Mon, 13:06: I guess Jay-Z can pay Beyonce's automo-bills.
• Mon, 13:16: RT @nerdgirlcomedy: Report from men's room- Drunk guy swaying in front of the urinal attempting to aim while shouting "I WILL NOT GIVE UP!"
• Mon, 14:14: Photo: http://t.co/N6eW0ssd
• Mon, 14:33: RT @FrankConniff: A lot of humans are assholes. So let's stop saying Mitt Romney doesn't seem human.
• Mon, 14:33: RT @neilhimself: Cervantes and Shakespeare died on the same day, April 23 1616; although Cervantes died ten days before Shakespeare. #Ju ...
• Mon, 14:35: Brief post on St. George's Day from three years ago. http://t.co/KfBs8HeQ
• Mon, 14:42: According to Chrestomanci, St. George never existed in any universe.
• Mon, 15:28: Always thought it was weird that the Weasley brother named George isn't the one who works with dragons.
• Mon, 15:32: "Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." "This is what I'm paying school taxes for?"

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