My tweets

• Thu, 20:51: There's apparently a recall on apple juice. Probably for the best, as I shouldn't be drinking it anyway.
• Thu, 21:00: I can't drink plain water! It's too boring! Good thing I brought a pear.
• Thu, 21:19: RT @PressTheButtons: The Ultimate Fate Of A Boy And His Blob http://t.co/tTuk9CWU
• Thu, 21:21: Overheard: "Why not just be an atheist, then?" Said in a derogatory manner, which isn't at all how I would say it.
• Thu, 21:27: I understand that the film about Chubby Checker has a Twist ending.
• Thu, 22:50: I fail to see what the orifice a person uses to breathe has to do with their intelligence.
• Fri, 12:56: Failed my certified archivist exam. I suck. :(