My tweets

• Wed, 18:14: RT @TheRealTavie: Can we coin a word for when a random celebrity you follow on Twitter @-replies someone you know personally?
• Thu, 00:56: Read my response to "My son is having some friends over for a birthday party. Would it be inappropriate if I were …": http://4ms.me/kJ9pcm
• Thu, 00:56: Read my response to "I was worried. I thought the driver in front of me was having a seizure. Turns out he was jus…": http://4ms.me/jj5KGS
• Thu, 00:57: Read my response to "Is it wrong that I've stolen a few pairs of my friend's sister's panties? I went over to his …": http://4ms.me/kCSIdn
• Thu, 00:57: Read my response to "Hey should I put a TV in my bathroom or bring my toilet into the living room?": http://4ms.me/j1s6nj
• Thu, 00:58: Read my response to "You know the Bible is a pretty cool book. It has nude people in it, a talking snake and a guy…": http://4ms.me/mQIdDq
• Thu, 00:58: Read my response to "If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into?": http://4ms.me/kpvFAb
• Thu, 02:04: And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Breadcrumbs http://wp.me/pUiPY-pv