My tweets

• Fri, 16:00: Overheard: Beth: Can I have five minutes, then I swear to God I'll get up? Me: You don't believe in God, so... http://tumblr.com/xpy31ngqug
• Fri, 16:23: Photo: What did that poor bird ever do to anybody? http://tumblr.com/xpy31nvntu
• Fri, 16:27: Photo: psychojello: All night long I’m a-gamblin’, gamblin’, losin’ all my money but it really is funny. http://tumblr.com/xpy31nya8j
• Fri, 19:44: I'm at the Meadowlands w/@nowisstrange to see a Glee show. Her idea, not mine.
• Fri, 19:44: I think the audience is 99.9% female.
• Fri, 20:30: Hey, people who just sit anywhere without checking your tickets, have you seriously never been to a non-standing-room-only show before?
• Fri, 20:36: @JaredofMo Happy birthday! Here's hoping your cake doesn't explode!
• Sat, 05:54: SCORPIOS RULE is a trending topic. I don't put any store in astrology, but I can't really disagree.
• Sat, 05:55: #somebodytellmewhy I do the things that I don't want to do. When you're around me, I'm somebody else.
• Sat, 05:56: Yes, I know the actual lyric is "someONE tell me why."

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