My tweets

• Mon, 15:39: Staples, how could there possibly be a 2-hr wait just to print stuff out? Fuck you.
• Mon, 18:49: Oh, Tumblr. If you were really as sorry as you make out, you'd get your shit together.
• Mon, 20:11: Conservatives, stop trying to be funny. It's just disturbing.
• Mon, 20:11: RT @fmarciuliano: Much like "The Learning Channel" must now go by "TLC" to avoid gales of derisive laughter, the "History Channel" shoul ...
• Mon, 20:27: RT @doctor_ass: a bug died inside my peanut butter cup. pest in reese :(
• Mon, 20:29: You'd think that, after all these years, I would have learned to start my assignments earlier.
• Mon, 20:30: Staples used some awfully thick paper for this printout.
• Tue, 00:41: YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using only 3 words, what would you say to me? ...Note: If… — Who are you? http://4ms.me/ky5oFw
• Tue, 01:55: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xpy2gjyafm
• Tue, 02:09: Take title of last video gameyou played<->last food you ate http://tumblr.com/xpy2gk2mul

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