Twitterpated

• 00:30 Photo: My post on Daedalus, the original mad genius inventor tumblr.com/xpyd3pv6w #
• 00:37 @TheRealTavie I am disappointed! I clicked and saw no cat! #
• 17:52 They need to do something about the heat on the subway platforms. #
• 18:46 Do people who honk their horns in heavy traffic think they can make the other cars disappear? #
• 18:52 @ohhijordan That would help, too. #
• 18:53 Why have an online menu if you aren't going to hon
  or it? #
• 18:58 Would it be possible to make "bros" illegal? #
• 19:31 Today marks ten years since @NowIsStrange and I started dating. #
• 19:34 @MikeConway When did advertisers decide to start marketing yogurt exclusively to women, anyway? #

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