Twitterpated

• 00:47 If I believed in an afterlife, I would hope there's a special place in Doggy Hell for landlords who don't allow pets. #
• 00:50 I think I have whatever psychological disorder Larry David has. I wish I had his money instead. #
• 09:02 @JaredofMo Flippity's gone to glory! #
• 19:08 @willmatheson I think he already did. Remember the Unabomber? #
• 19:12 @Nellachronism The 4th. It's less cliched. #
• 19:29 Someone on Bullshit said
  99% of teens have sex. Guess that makes me a one percenter. I should tell that to the patrons at the biker bar. #
• 23:37 @MarzGurlProd If there's a Black Belt in your party, this might explain it. tinyurl.com/24a78l8 #
• 23:50 @d_whiteplume Did you know he voiced Death in several Discworld features? #
• 23:51 I hope Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen end up sharing a cell. And that there's a reality show about it. #
• 23:51 @StephenAtHome What about the Manwich? #
• 23:53 Things I learn from commercials: Expensive jewelry solves all relationship difficulties! Too bad I'm broke. #
• 23:54 So, is the movie "Cyrus" about Billy Ray, Miley, or the King of Persia? The commercials don't really explain. #

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