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• 00:48 Audio: 30 Day Music Meme Day 15. A song that describes you Statler Brothers - Flowers on the Wall tumblr.com/xpybx3yul #
• 01:51 Photo: Some of the more prominent Nomes in the Oz series tumblr.com/xpybx7ipq #
• 08:19 Sarah Palin's prayers have been answered! God will stop the oil spill IF she sacrifices one of her children. He recommends "the slutty one." #
• 08:21 You know what would be some cool schadenfreude? If the price of gold plummeted. How would Glenn Beck get out of that one? #
• 08:22 Well, he'd get out of it by lying, of course. But
  it would still be funny. #
• 08:34 Who's Nailin' Christ? #christianporn #
• 13:51 Photo: A post on Nomes and eggs tumblr.com/xpyby5xv8 #
• 14:09 @geniecc Gum is mostly good for: 1) staying awake, and 2) pin-up photos. #
• 14:12 @Clamanity Yeah, that might actually be a better idea. #
• 14:15 @TheRealTavie I didn't vote for you! #
• 14:22 @TheRealTavie Who's playing your dad? #
• 14:33 Who\'s the kitten? (@eehouls)yfrog.com/i3iq9pj #
• 14:36 They're apparently lowering the American Idol eligibility age to 15. I kind of think 16 is already too low. #
• 14:37 It's not that I mind there being younger contestants, but the judges always seem to grade them on a curve, which isn't fair. #
• 16:54 @eehouls Poor kitty. What are you going to do with her? #
• 16:54 Someone at Wawa referred to "the cookies and the cream." Is she pract
  icing to be the next Bill Cosby? #
• 17:25 Why do any employers still use those stupid "agree/disagree" surveys? Having to fill one out makes me pretty sure I won't get the job. #
• 17:26 I fill them out anyway, though, since at least that puts the ball in their court, and makes me feel I've accomplished something. #
• 17:29 @ajessica08 I don't want quick cash! I might not be able to catch it! #
• 17:31 @3x1minus1 The word "just" does not belong in that sentence. That's like saying, "You just throw the corpse in the river!" #
• 17:37 Just heard a commercial referring to "Eclipse" as "epic." Do people even know what that word means anymore? #
• 17:54 @TheRealTavie I know the feeling. #
• 17:57 Cops in Indiana used a stun gun on a 10-year-old. Are the police getting meaner, or just lazier? #
• 17:58 www.therepublic.com/view/story/f60abf6c88324b089833fddcb6020f05/IN--Police_Shock_Child/ #
• 18:05 @kidicarus222 Maybe he was a genetically modified
  10-year-old. #
• 18:11 RIP Manute Bol slacktivist.typepad.com/slacktivist/2010/06/big-shoes.html #
• 20:28 @sapsorrow Titania, because fairies trump humans. #
• 23:10 I hear people are donating money to @AndrewWK if he can go an entire day w/o using the word "party." #
• 23:12 Why can't they just use Craig Kilborn to plug the BP oil spill? #
• 00:01 Photo: I guess it’s sort of unofficially Nome Week, since I now have a post on what Nomes eat. tumblr.com/xpybz4zs7 #

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