Twitterpated

• 09:15 Scarlett Johansson kissed Sandra Bullock? Wow, Scarlett, you're totally slumming it. Not as much as Jesse James, mind you. #
• 09:15 Scarlett>Sandra Bullock>Nazi Nancy, or whatever that chick's name is #
• 14:55 Brief write-up of last night's @conanobrien show vovat.livejournal.com/765007.html #pimpbot #
• 15:09 Video: Probably the highlight of last night’s show. Tina Fey shows up to pull the Walker, Texas Ranger lever. tumblr.com/xpyb7b8ko #
• 16:28 "I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on t
  anning, and I feel like he did that..." tumblr.com/xpyb7fsy5 #
• 17:39 More small countries underneath Oz vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/we-can-be-happy-underground/ #
• 18:34 Learned today that Tina Fey wasn't allowed to watch the Flintstones as a kid, and Katy Perry couldn't watch Smurfs. #
• 18:34 Interestingly enough, those are the first two shows I remember watching with any regularity. #
• 19:17 Do we know for sure whether Helen Thomas was being sincere or sarcastic? #
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  19:26 @CapnBellamy Well, it IS what they used to use on the old Hollywood Squares. #
• 22:07 My somewhat non-specific thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/the-wars-of-the-father/ #
• 22:47 @kidicarus222 You mean you don't want to play Undersea Mafia Farm? #
• 22:59 Why don't they use those recalled Shrek glasses to clean up the oil spill? (See what I did there? Combined 2 current events into 1 joke!) #

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