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• 12:07 The robbers and bandits of Oz vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/robber-band-reality/ #
• 13:54 @willmatheson Sunkist orange soda also contains caffeine. #
• 14:01 I think I preferred when king-size Snickers bars were one piece instead of two. #
• 14:07 @d_whiteplume "Mickey-fickey"? You spent your weekend writing Irish fanfic? #
• 14:08 Does Ozma's Magic Picture have any kind of filter? #weirdozquestions #</ a>
• 14:15 No one liked my drawing of Mohammed. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have captured him in the middle of throwing up yesterday's figs. #
• 14:44 Had a dream about going to stay in some remote part of Canada. #
• 14:45 @thelindsayellis Unfortunately, the prom queen has multiple STDs, so they don't stay winners for long. #
• 14:47 Why does Megan Fox keep getting cast in movies? Does Hollywood have a skinny bitch quota they need to fill? #
• 14:50 @JaredofMo Yeah, governments typically only feature unsexy vampires. #
• 14:52 Poor Sarah Palin! She tries to use her family for political gain, and the media turn it on her! #
• 14:57 I'm still waiting for Palin to sacrifice one of her daughters as a burnt offering. Hey, it worked for Jephthah! #
• 14:58 @brokenglasseye No, I want it to be as cool as Kim Deal's. #
• 16:35 @NowIsStrange Splut! #
• 18:20 Hey, I took an allergy pill! Why am I still sneezing? #

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