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• 00:06 Video: thedailywhat: tumblr.com/xpy4z3g2h #
• 00:15 @3x1minus1 Awww, what's wrong? There's no crying at Christmas! #
• 09:59 Why can't I stay asleep? It's not like I have presents to open today or anything! #
• 10:42 @JaredofMo Hey, if they just broadcast someone playing every Mario game, that would make for a better movie. #
• 11:34 My hips don't lie, except occasionally to spare people's feelings. #
• 19:38 @TarynAria Is it Zeus? #
• 20:59 Damn you and your too-specific coupons, Ruby Tuesday! #
• 21:04 So, what are you fine folks doing for New Year's? #

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