Twitterpated

• 07:14 @eehouls I failed mine three times. The first time, I hit someone else's car after failing. #
• 07:15 Why does Advair come in a Bubble Tape container? #
• 07:21 @miscellaneaarts You can send it to me through a direct message. #
• 07:27 @amandapalmer @neilhimself A fairy-like creature from Harry Potter, an archaic term for a prostitute, or a shortened version of "dachshund." #
• 07:28 Well, I can now apparently lift my head without too much trouble. That's a good sign, I'd say. #
• 07:40 This hold music reminds me of "Smells Like Teen Spirit," even though it obviously isn't. #
• 07:48 Link: 7 Inventors You Didn't Know You Wanted to Punch in the Face tumblr.com/xpy4eicfl #
• 08:28 They're not going to pay me unemployment for the weeks I was unable to file online. They say I should have called it in. #
• 08:28 Man, not having money sucks. #
• 08:51 Duff Gardens, hurrah! #
• 09:48 Link: Muslim & Christian apocalypse: the horrifying similarities and charming differences. tumblr.com/xpy4eke4o #
• 14:42 Boy, my dreams are exciting! In my most recent one, I was sorting laundry for the wash, and it was taking forever. #
• 14:45 How come there's a Hercules, but there's no HIMcules? #
• 16:41 @amandapalmer Yeah, if it doesn't have Mafia Farm World, what good is it? #
• 16:48 @bohemea Maybe they get better the closer you get to Christmas. #
• 22:39 alt.my.head.hurts #
• 23:22 How com
  e they never made a Nightmare on Elm Street Christmas special? #
• 23:47 One of my dreams last night reminded me of how I miss working library circulation. #
• 23:50 Was Jayma Mays manufactured by Disney? I mean, look at her eyes! #
• 23:53 "How do you like that? Even among misfits, you're misfits!" -Yukon Cornelius #

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