Oct. 13th, 2009

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  • 14:51 When I think of things I want to see in IMAX, my first thought is definitely "Jim Carrey playing Scrooge!" #
  • 14:51 I remember when IMAX was pretty much exclusively for nature documentaries. #
  • 15:47 @willmatheson I didn't think Sega was even developing for the Game Gear anymore! #
  • 15:53 I sometimes find it hard to believe I'm married. I'm lucky in that respect, if not so much in others. #
  • 15:57 I wish I could read the original ending for "King Rinkitink." I wish a lot of things, though. #
  • 16:38 @JaredofMo What about American Dad? That's also MacFarlane, and I think he's putting more work into that one than the other two. #
  • 16:39 Did you know the idea that Columbus wanted to prove the world was round was invented by Washington Irving? It's true! #
  • 16:51 Aristotle, Ptolemy, and St. Augustine all believed the world was spherical, and it was pretty well established by the late 15th century. #
  • 16:52 @suicideblonde Isn't she originally from Russia? #
  • 17:25 @oz_diggs I like their spatulas so much, I bought the company. #
  • 18:49 Link: Fabulous Journeys: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz - It looks like she’s going to write about the later Oz... tumblr.com/xpy3hv7h1 #
  • 22:44 "There is no jam! You're the jam!" -@NowIsStrange #
  • 22:45 Word I could stand not hearing for another year or so: "app." #
  • 22:45 It's not that I mind the awkwardly long word "application" being abbreviated, just that those iPhone commercials are really irritating. #
  • 22:47 Maybe what I want is a time during which Apple is forbidden from advertising. The ham-eating pigs and DSL-loving turtles can go
    as well. #
  • 23:18 @jlbellwriter Does Snape kill him? #
  • 23:18 You know, prior to last week's House, I hadn't seen James Earl Jones in a while. #
  • 23:37 RT @comicgoodness Speed Dating for Super Heroes [Comic] #comics bit.ly/SUqiM #
  • 23:54 @JaredofMo Stan appeared within Stewie's simulation, so it might not even count as part of the Family Guy continuity, loose as it is. #
  • 23:54 @JaredofMo And just to nitpick a little, Stan works for the CI
    A, not the FBI. #
  • 00:01 @oz_diggs How will you represent his changing spots in a still image? #
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In Pirates in Oz, Ruth Plumly Thompson introduces the former pirate captain Samuel Salt. The crew made him captain because of his skill at navigation and piloting, but he was too kind-hearted to be an effective pirate. Hence, his crew deserted him, leaving him with only one ship, the Crescent Moon. With the help of a small makeshift crew, he thwarts the plans of Ruggedo and his former shipmates to conquer Oz, and is rewarded by Ozma with a knighthood and an appointment to Royal Explorer and Discoverer of Oz. In Captain Salt (incidentally the only one of the Famous Forty in which no action whatsoever takes place within Oz itself), Sir Samuel makes good on this, indulging his passion for collecting specimens along the way. He comes across as rather overzealous in his land-claiming and collecting, planting the flag of Oz on islands that are ignorant of his intentions, and capturing creatures with their own civilizations. We never learn what happens when he meets up with Ozma afterward, however, so maybe she sorts out some of his greater infractions. Or maybe she starts ruling her overseas empire with an iron fist, but I'm not sure that's really in character for her. Anyway, let's look at some members of the captain's crew.


King Ato VIII - The ruler of the Octagon Isle, a small island near Pingaree with a population of only 180 and an obsession with the number eight. His subjects desert him due to his lack of ambition, and join up with Ruggedo and the pirates in their attempt to conquer Oz. When he joins forces with Captain Salt, he is pretty much forced into the role of cook, and he eventually becomes quite skilled at it. Even after the restoration of his kingdom, he spends much of his time on board the Crescent Moon. According to brief references in the books in which he appears, Ato is about 1000 years old, weighs 250 pounds, and has only eight hairs remaining on his head.

Roger the Read Bird - Ato's Royal Reader is sort of like a parrot with a duck's head and a fan for a tail. Although living in an area where talking animals are rare, Roger talks quite well, and is fluent in eight different languages. His main job is to read books to Ato, his personal favorite being Maxims for Monarchs, a book of rather Machiavellian advice for kings. He tends to be more ambitious than his king, often recommending violent action to his companions. He generally serves as lookout on board the ship.


Peter Brown - This baseball-obsessed boy from Philadelphia was an established character well before he joined up with Captain Salt. When he was nine, he was taken to the Nonestic Ocean by a balloon bird, and escaped with Ruggedo from Runaway Island. He eventually hit the Nome King in the head with the Silence Stone, thwarting his attempt to send everyone in Ozma's palace to the bottom of the Nonestic. He was rewarded with two bags of gold from an old pirate ship, and the last piece of gold turned out to have the magical power to send him back to Oz two years later. In Jack Pumpkinhead, Peter and the title character join forces with Baron Belfaygor of Bourne in saving his fiancee Shirley Sunshine from the nasty Baron Mogodore of Baffleburg. Pirates takes place five years after Ruggedo had been beaned with the Silence Stone, which means that Peter should be fourteen, right? Well, he actually says in the text that he's eleven, but also that he's a Boy Scout, which wouldn't have been possible at that age. The prevailing theory seems to be that the publisher made Thompson reduce Peter's age, but we don't know for sure. The American boy's third visit to Oz occurred when he was blown off his grandfather's friend's yacht at Cape Hatteras, and he somehow ended up at the Octagon Isle. He served as cabin boy on the Crescent Moon, and returned home at the end of his adventure, never to be seen again in the canonical books. Why Thompson leaves his fate up in the air isn't entirely clear, but Eric Shanower's short story "The Two Peters" suggests that he grew up and had a family of his own in the United States.

Breakfast - King Ato discovered this Bananny Goat on the island of Nowhere, and brought her on board the ship so that the crew could have fresh bananas to eat. The goat's horns are bananas, which grow back when the old ones are plucked or fall off. She lives on banana skins, which sounds like a violation of the law on entropy, but who are we to question the workings of a magical goat? She doesn't last long on board the Crescent Moon, as her shed bananas quickly fill the entire ship, so the crew trades her to the Duke of Dork for the flying pig Pigasus. And since I've already written about him, I don't see the need to do so again in this post.

Sally - When Captain Salt and his crew use a cannon to return an infant prince to the volcanic island of Lavaland, the inhabitants of the volcano send over a salamander (the fire lizard kind, not the amphibian), whom Samuel adopts as a pet. She comes in handy for keeping his pipe lit, and while she doesn't talk, I have to wonder if she gains that ability upon the visit to Oz that the crew is planning at the end of Captain Salt.


Tazander Tazah - Known as Tandy for short (although he has no affiliation with Radio Shack's old computer line, as far as I know), this boy from Ozamaland on the long continent of Tarara is, in his own words, "a king and son of a king's son." When the Ozamandarins seek to take the power in the kingdom for themselves, they hire a giant jungle magician named Boglodore to kidnap the boy and leave him on the wild Patrippany Island. Captain Salt's crew finds him there, and takes him back to Ozamaland on the Crescent Moon. He starts out being rather stuck up and insufferable, but with some help from Roger, he eventually becomes quite friendly and helpful, and takes Peter's old place as cabin boy. His main skill is drawing, which comes in handy in making visual records of the flora and fauna that the captain can't collect. Upon reaching Ozamaland, Tandy and his friends overthrow the Ozamandarins, with a little help from the betrayed Boglodore. Tandy is officially crowned king, but he decides to remain on board the Crescent Moon, leaving Chunum the Sheik to rule Ozamaland in his absence.

Nikobo - I always thought it was kind of interesting that Baum's Rinkitink, which had little to do with Oz and took place primarily on the Nonestic, had a character named Nikobob (he was a charcoal burner on Regos, the father of Zella, and later the Chancellor of Pingaree). Then along comes Thompson with her own Nonestic adventure that only touches on Oz, and she introduces Nikobo. I wonder if Thompson had the earlier character's name in mind when naming her own. Anyway, Nikobo is a hippopotamus who lived in the Biggenlittle River on Patrippany. When Boglodore brought Tandy to the island, he wanted to keep the young king alive to serve as insurance against the untrustworthy Ozamandarins. So he magically gave Nikobo the power of speech and the desire to protect Tandy. Since Tandy refuses to leave Patrippany without the hippo, the crew builds a raft for her.

Mo-fi - While not exactly part of the crew, he DOES have a name, so I might as well include him. In Tazander Forest, which is made up of trees that grow in the ocean and is inhabited by flying fish, Roger managed to capture a monkey-fish, which is sort of like a monkey with scales and spikes. Tandy names him Mo-fi, and Roger teaches him how to say certain phrases. As with Sally, if he's able to speak fluently in Oz, I'd like to know what he would have to say.
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Since I haven't been keeping up with my Bible-based posts on Sundays, I might as well just go ahead and write my intended post on the Virgin Mary now. Mary is, of course, the celebrated mother of Jesus, who gave birth to the avatar of the Lord without having to go through all that pesky sex first. Well, at least that's the story that developed, but it's generally believed that the earliest written Gospel was that of Mark, and it makes no mention of Jesus having been born of a virgin. You'd think that would have been kind of important, wouldn't you? The idea of a virgin giving birth to the child of a god was a pretty common one, so it's certainly possible that later Christians grafted this idea onto the story of the founder of their religion. But that would be a blasphemous suggestion, wouldn't it? :P The verse from Isaiah that Matthew quotes as prophetic support was actually mistranslated into Greek (the more accurate translation is simply "young woman," not "virgin") and most likely refers to a contemporary of Isaiah. The Catholic Church took this a few steps further, saying that Mary was conceived without sin, and that she remained a virgin even after the birth of Jesus. Even if we accept that the Biblical story of Jesus' birth is true, this is a rather untenable idea. According to Matthew 1:24-25, "Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS." If Mary never had any other children, why specify that she remained a virgin until after the birth of her FIRSTBORN? Later passages give Jesus four brothers and at least two sisters, giving the impression that he was actually the first of many children for Mary and Joseph. How did the Catholic Church get around this? Well, one of the first documents to address the matter was the second century Protoevangelium of James, which claimed that Joseph was a widower who was much older than Mary, and had already fathered several children before becoming engaged to her. I think changing James from Jesus' younger brother to older stepbrother changes the dynamic somewhat, but that's another topic. Other Catholic thinkers decided that the "brothers" and "sisters" were actually some other sort of relatives. As much fun as it is to play theological games like these, keep in mind that this debate wasn't even intended to resolve one of the many contradictions in the Bible, but rather to harmonize the Bible with the rather disturbing and misogynistic extra-Biblical idea that Mary could only be "pure" if she remained a virgin throughout her whole life. While the Catholic and Orthodox Churches still hold to this idea, many Protestant denominations have discarded it.



Critics of Catholicism have said that the veneration of Mary is a holdover from paganism. The official Catholic doctrine is that Mary, like angels and saints, isn't actually worshipped as such, but I'm not sure the distinction makes a whole lot of difference outside Catholic theology. I believe Muhammad mistakenly thought Mary was part of the Catholic Holy Trinity, which Muslims reject. Why monotheism is now typically viewed as superior to polytheism seems to me to be due more to politics than to what's actually more likely. Still, the critics have somewhat of a point in that there might well be a connection between strong mother goddess traditions and the veneration of Mary. I remember learning in my Russian History class, for instance, that the worship of the traditional Great Mother Goddess sort of morphed into a cult of Mary when Christianity became the national religion.



Even without taking the doctrines of perpetual virginity and Mary being the highest of all women into consideration, there's a lot about Mary that isn't really consistent. The story of Jesus' mother and brothers arriving to see him suggests that Mary didn't yet believe that her son was the Messiah, yet this would have been after his miraculous birth, as well as presumably after the wedding at Cana that John mentions, at which Mary seems to know of her son's powers. The Gospels do appear to be consistent on the point that Mary was present at the crucifixion, although none mention Joseph being there, suggesting he might have already died by this point. The Catholic belief is that Mary was eventually taken bodily into Heaven, while other denominations think she died normally. Really, most of what was written about her is far from first-hand, so we'll probably never know what she was like in real life, if indeed she existed. And her husband Joseph is even more elusive, to the point where scholars aren't even totally sure he was actually a carpenter.

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