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• 00:06 @jamescunningham If only I could have had that expunged, like a semester of college. #
• 09:30 Why is it so hard to reserve seats on an airplane? #
• 09:52 Video: A review of Marvel’s comic about the Kool-Aid Man.  Oh, yeah! tumblr.com/xpy3bmkgf #
• 14:20 Photo: Matsya saves Satyavrata and the seven saints from the flood.  Hey, there were also eight people aboard... tumblr.com/xpy3bpzkb #
• 14:23 Photo: Was the headgear of Catholic bishops based on that worn by the priests of ancient fish gods?  I find..
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• 14:48 @JaredofMo Hey, I felt that way when I WAS a teenager. #
• 15:07 Link: Scary Songs Which Aren't Meant to Be Scary - I’m mentioned in this article! Also, as a They Might Be... tumblr.com/xpy3bqjru #
• 15:11 Photo: Another little-known fact: Like Peter Pettigrew from the Harry Potter series, Celine Dion is capable... tumblr.com/xpy3bqlfx #
• 16:42 Photo: The Wizard of Oz converses with the crowned heads of Europe.  Well, one of them, anyway. tu
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• 16:44 Photo: Come on, Ronald is scary enough when he ISN’T eating bloody worms! fuckyeahmonsterss: tumblr.com/xpy3brspm #
• 16:56 Photo: tumblr.com/xpy3brylm #
• 16:57 @3x1minus1 Sleep gets in the way of everything. #
• 17:02 @DVDBoxSet I hated how scary the Scantron instructions were. "If you don't fill in the circle COMPLETELY, it WON'T COUNT!" #
• 17:02 @michaelianblack Only if they're lined with diamonds. #
• 17:12 The first time I heard of sweet tea was on "To Catch a Predator," so now I think of pedophiles every time I see it mentioned. #
• 17:41 Why would our trip from Philadelphia to Portland have a layover in Salt Lake City? Have the airlines never seen a map? #
• 17:41 "I'm a donkey when it comes to air travel." -@NowIsStrange #
• 17:42 Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm also a donkey when it comes to air travel. Except donkeys are probably better at it. #
• 17:51 According to the sign, the fire department is havi
  ng a dinner with "spag and m-balls." #
• 17:53 Photo: tumblr.com/xpy3bssag #
• 18:03 Photo: tumblr.com/xpy3bsxas #
• 18:05 Photo: Beth and I wondered about that ad, too.  Is it like, “Not your daughter’s jeans!  These are for old... tumblr.com/xpy3bsyg2 #
• 18:24 @JaredofMo Does it deliver pizza through the Internet? #
• 19:17 Link: Sarah Palin's Book Ghostwritten by Associate of White Supremacist McCain - Not that it reall
  y matters,... tumblr.com/xpy3bu0th #
• 19:19 And no, the white supremacist mentioned in that link isn't JOHN McCain, but Robert Stacy McCain. #
• 19:24 Did the T-Rex die of a sore throat? bit.ly/7tK6D #
• 19:28 Just how would I go about rolling up for the mystery tour? Should I do it sideways, or roll my feet toward my head? #
• 19:54 Video: A little long, but funny.  Let’s hope Bowser doesn’t see this video, or he might start making every... tumblr.com/xpy3buk4n #
• 20:07 Photo: Doroth
  y’s reaction to learning about evolution in public school suicideblonde: tumblr.com/xpy3bur90 #
• 20:14 Photo: I used to have him over all the time, but the ceilings at my new place are too low. samuraifrog: tumblr.com/xpy3buv55 #
• 20:24 Photo: Gosh-darn it, this is the shit. mysticalhawthorn: tumblr.com/xpy3bv0oi #
• 21:01 Photo: That’s oddly profound, in a kinda stupid way. mysticalhawthorn: tumblr.com/xpy3bvky8 #
• 23:20 Video: Top 9 Underrated Disney Songs tumblr.com/xp
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