Twitterpated

• 06:19 Matthew McConaughey can't stand up on his own tinyurl.com/d89ofe #
• 06:27 @mattie_bloomers It wasn't Janeane Garofalo, was it? #
• 18:16 I don't know whether or not they were joking, but I heard some guy keep talking about "chimi-chain-gas." #
• 18:17 I'm not sure I understand why replying at the top of an e-mail ever caught on. It seems counter-intuitive to me. #
• 18:17 I still do it with work-related e-mail, though. #
• 19:36 Maureen Dowd bashes Twitter tinyurl.com/cpwdhx #
• 19:37 ...and gets her comeuppance tinyurl.com/db37v2 #
• 19:42 So, what IS really a religion? tinyurl.com/cqnu84 #
• 19:46 Off-model Mario tinyurl.com/cnotzt #
• 19:55 Super Mario Bros. 2 theme, in ragtime tinyurl.com/c4ye44 #
• 21:02 Does anyone actually have maroon eyes? #
• 21:17 Adam Lambert was compared to Michael Phelps. Good thing it wasn't Fred Phelps. #
• 21:18 If Adam were Fred Phelps, he'd have to be prejudiced against himself, wouldn't he? #
• 21:34 It's Taylor Hicks! Soul Patrol! #

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