The Politics of Dreamland
Jun. 9th, 2007 02:17 amThe envelope that my registration renewal came in has the sentence, "Please drive safely and wear your seatbelt" right above a copy of Governor Corzine's signature. If THAT isn't "do as I say, not as I do," I'm not sure what is.
I bought pants at Target the other day, and I was reminded (as I usually am when I'm trying on pants) of how, when I was a kid, you could just walk right into the fitting room without taking a number or anything. Yeah, I know they started that system to prevent theft, but wasn't it so much simpler back in the good old days? (Man, now I'm starting to sound like a Republican! :P)
On my way out, I noticed that one of those stupid magazines at the checkout line (I forget which one) had a cover with pictures of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and some caption that included, "Where are their parents?" Wait, aren't they both legal adults? I tried to check the wording of the caption at the drugstore this morning, but they didn't seem to have that issue. They did, however, have two different covers mentioning that Jordin Sparks loves her body. I probably wouldn't even get what they were talking about if it weren't for Dorothea telling me a few days ago that someone on the radio said she was fat. You know, I don't remember that being an issue with Ruben Studdard. Stupid American media and their double standards.
I had a dream the other day where I was at some event (possibly for school) that involved a lot of different political figures, including Al Gore, Rudy Giuliani, and Robert Byrd. I shook hands with Gore at one point, but his hand was really big, and I was unable to move it. There was also something about a water cooler falling apart, and the cooler part was so heavy that they needed someone with super strength to lift it. I forget whether Giuliani fixed it, or he just happened to be around during that part of the dream. Later on, we had to go into an auditorium, and some speaker on stage kept telling us to switch seats. He was really hard to hear at first, but eventually the crowd quieted down, and he told us we could come up and do something (what, I don't remember, and I'm not sure he even said) to get a free coffee. I didn't want to, but
bethje (who wasn't even in the rest of the dream) told me I should. And it was right around then that I woke up. There was also another dream where I was outside Beth's house on a snowy day, and a bunch of people had to help me get the car out of the parking lot. When I reached the road, there were very few breaks in traffic, and a bunch of cars were driving on the shoulder. I noticed Beth's cat Wally running around right near the street, and I tried to stop and get him, but I wasn't having much luck. Fortunately, it was right around then that Beth called and woke me up.
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I bought pants at Target the other day, and I was reminded (as I usually am when I'm trying on pants) of how, when I was a kid, you could just walk right into the fitting room without taking a number or anything. Yeah, I know they started that system to prevent theft, but wasn't it so much simpler back in the good old days? (Man, now I'm starting to sound like a Republican! :P)
On my way out, I noticed that one of those stupid magazines at the checkout line (I forget which one) had a cover with pictures of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and some caption that included, "Where are their parents?" Wait, aren't they both legal adults? I tried to check the wording of the caption at the drugstore this morning, but they didn't seem to have that issue. They did, however, have two different covers mentioning that Jordin Sparks loves her body. I probably wouldn't even get what they were talking about if it weren't for Dorothea telling me a few days ago that someone on the radio said she was fat. You know, I don't remember that being an issue with Ruben Studdard. Stupid American media and their double standards.
I had a dream the other day where I was at some event (possibly for school) that involved a lot of different political figures, including Al Gore, Rudy Giuliani, and Robert Byrd. I shook hands with Gore at one point, but his hand was really big, and I was unable to move it. There was also something about a water cooler falling apart, and the cooler part was so heavy that they needed someone with super strength to lift it. I forget whether Giuliani fixed it, or he just happened to be around during that part of the dream. Later on, we had to go into an auditorium, and some speaker on stage kept telling us to switch seats. He was really hard to hear at first, but eventually the crowd quieted down, and he told us we could come up and do something (what, I don't remember, and I'm not sure he even said) to get a free coffee. I didn't want to, but
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