I got this survey from
rockinlibrarian:
Guilty/Not GuiltySinging in the shower? Guilty, but I haven't done it that often.
Singing along to the background music/Muzak in stores? I'm sure I've done that at some point.
Left the stove on? Guilty.
Ate Stale food? Guilty.
Spit in someone's Drink? Not Guilty.
Stole Something from a friend? Not guilty.
Bossed your friends around? I've probably been guilty of it at some point in my life, but not recently, I don't think.
Played with Barbies? Not guilty, as far as I can remember
Sang the wrong words to your favorite song? Guilty.
Lit candles & let wax cover your finger? Not guilty
Made a Sex tape? Not guilty.
Kissed your posters of your favorite stars? Not guilty
Played Air guitar? Guilty, although I'm sure I never did it WELL. I think I've tried air accordion before, too. I was probably even worse at that.
Listened to stupid music and said you like it? Guilty at some point, I'm sure.
Had sex with a stranger? Not guilty
Did a Wrestling move on someone? Not guilty, I don't think.
Had a Lite Brite toy? Guilty
Threw a surprise party for someone? Not guilty
Made someone cry? Guilty
Had the balls to ask someone out? Not guilty. Not in the traditional sense, anyway.
Opened your Xmas presents early? Not guilty.
Ever been caught doing something "dirty"? Not Guilty
Found money, and didn't turn it in? Guilty, but it was never a significant amount.
Gave money to a homeless person? Guilty. At least, I once gave my dad's money to someone I assume was homeless.
Sang cheesy 80's songs? Guilty.
Dug for buried treasure? Not guilty
Thought Star Wars was cool? Guilty
Pretended to be a South Park cartoon? Not Guilty
Had a super-hero costume? Not guilty
Still sleep with your baby blanket? Not guilty
Told a family member to Fuck off? Not guilty
Lied to protect a friend? Probably guilty. I really can't remember.
Broke a bone? Not guilty
Got lost in your own little world? Definitely guilty
Seen "the goonies" more than 10 times? Not Guilty. I haven't even seen it once.
Played a Video game for more than 5 hours? Very guilty. You don't even WANT to know how much time I used to spend playing
The Sims.
Watched "Scream" and actually Screamed? Not guilty. I've watched
Scream, but I didn't scream.
Dyed your hair a color from the rainbow? Not guilty.
Hugged your mom AND dad in the past 24 hours? Not guilty. (My dad DOES live on the other side of the country, after all.)
Drank until you passed out? Not guilty.