We all have cell phones, so come on, let's get real

I picked up a copy of what I think might be a French version of They Might Be Giants' Mink Car album. It has the same rearranged, abbreviated tracklist as the British version, and all the text on the actual CD case is in English, but there's a sticker on it with some writing in French. It was in what I believe is the "overstock" section at the store. Kind of weird.

I wonder if I should go ahead and get a new cell phone. It looks like that would end up being cheaper than buying a new charger.