What is WRONG with people?

Well, I got my car tuned up and my hair cut, and I bought some new pants at Kmart. I guess I'm in pretty good shape. I also went with my mom and brother to see Big Fish, which I thought was good, if kind of sad at the end. The father's story about knowing how he was going to die reminded me of the Stavromula Beta bit from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My mom said that she thought the fighting tree was a Wizard of Oz reference, but I'm not sure about that. It didn't really make me think of it, and there have been fighting trees in other stories.

Anyway, for your reading pleasure (or lack thereof, perhaps), here are some types of people I just can't understand:

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