My tweets

[vovat]

• Fri, 13:35: RT @QwertyJones3: More like inaugURINEation, AMIRITE?
• Fri, 13:43: RT @dafloydsta: WIFE: He won't stop pretending he works for Buzzfeed. THERAPIST: Any reason for that? ME: I'll give you 10 reasons and #7 w…
• Fri, 13:48: RT @chauncey_murphy: Melania giving Michelle her speech back https://t.co/wADXYZfKrh
• Fri, 13:51: RT @VivaciousWritin: Dawg. Don't EVER tell me I gotta clean up my social media for a job! https://t.co/vo425eHPbZ
• Fri, 13:58: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Amazing shot of Mt. Rushmore this morning: https://t.co/Xh0odwtpiP
• Fri, 14:08: RT @TeaPartyCat: FBI Director James Comey: "I wish people would stop saying Putin picked our president, when it's pretty obvious I did. I d…
• Fri, 15:19: Trump, if God couldn't protect the country from you, I'd say it's pretty safe to assume he's not defending the USA.
• Fri, 15:20: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: No thanks, Trump inauguration. If I wanted to watch an unqualified man accept a job a woman should've gotten, I'd apply…
• Fri, 15:24: RT @FrankConniff: Barack, Michelle, Hillary & Bill all sat through Trump's inauguration. Now they know how I felt when I sat through Manos:…
• Fri, 15:31: RT @PercyChuggs: @PostGraphics The Islamic lady was trapped under wind-swept tombstones, as the unstoppable carnage killed trillions. Sad.

• Fri, 15:34: RT @RF_P0TUS: Dear Entire Rest of the Civilized World: We are really really really really really really really really really really sorry.…
• Fri, 15:40: RT @JosephScrimshaw: -What vibe do you want for the inauguration photo? -What if Frankenstein's monster went to the DMV and didn't understa…
• Fri, 17:19: Making America grrrrreat again https://t.co/x8yhUnZ5Jk
• Fri, 17:26: Trump will fight for you with every breath in his body. The gag is that his respiration is anaerobic.
• Fri, 17:31: Michelle Obama: "Does this mean I have to give her a gift?" #Inauguration
• Fri, 18:13: RT @_AdAbsurdum_: *Michelle Obama opens Tiffany box from Melania and sees note* "Take me with you. I didn't vote for Donald either. Baron i…
• Fri, 18:16: RT @DeathStarPR: Easily the best part of Trump's #Inauguration speech was when he said, "Wipe them out. All of them" and executed Order 66.
• Fri, 20:59: RT @VGArtAndTidbits: Sonic the Hedgehog - 90's promo art. 🎶Sonic's anaconda don't want buns unless they're on chili dogs, hun~ (Idk) h…
• Fri, 21:08: RT @roseperson: If Trump doesn't have a racist bone in his body, he seems committed to constructing a full skeleton from advisors and cabin…
• Sat, 00:15: Make American Carnage Again https://t.co/SVhs3K0UaZ https://t.co/iP4nKVZtXN

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