My tweets

[vovat]

• Wed, 14:12: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1930, Pluto was discovered. But since it's not a planet anymore, no one gives a fuck.
• Wed, 14:19: Today is Ash Wednesday. It prefers not to go by its full name, Ashley Wednesday.
• Wed, 14:42: Christianity and Judaism took their framework from Judaism, then marginalized the Jews. It's a lot like early white rock and roll.
• Wed, 14:43: RT @happletea: Cronus and Rhea comic today! http://t.co/dbP90cExX8
• Wed, 14:46: I've never seen Hot Tub Time Machine, but I appreciate movies with such straightforward titles.
• Wed, 16:05: There's a claw machine in this bus terminal telling me there's no limit to what I can win. Pretty sure that's not true.
• Wed, 16:10: Huckabee says the President can't make up new immigration laws. Personally, I'd be okay with a law that lets us deport Huckabee.
• Wed, 20:21: RT @pshumate: How to make video games for girls. 1) Make a fun game. 2)Sell it.
• Wed, 20:28: I'm giving up my dryer for Lint.
• Thu, 11:19: RT @NorseMythNews: #MyDreamIn5Words Thor. Pink dress. Pygmy goats. + http://t.co/39tXb013v7

• Thu, 11:43: People who say that a place is "Disneyland for adults" need to be informed that adults are allowed in the actual Disneyland.
• Thu, 11:58: RT @RepublicanBS: Max Fisher on Twitter: "9 questions about Bill O'Reilly's declaration of Holy War you were too ... http://t.co/1M7wT3WLLT