- Sun, 12:48: RT @canadiancynic: In keeping with policy of making dumbass decisions, I look forward to the IOC awarding the next Olympics to North Korea.…
- Sun, 15:43: Spirituality in�Space http://t.co/wsbYw0OFXj
- Sun, 16:19: RT @bclevinger: Tunguska was nineteen OH-EIGHT, Ray. JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EVEN RUN AN OCCULT BOOK STORE????
- Sun, 16:20: Sorry, Jesse from Full House, but calling your band "The Rippers" only works if your name is Jack.
- Sun, 16:27: Photoset: Happy Oscar Night! http://t.co/dfBuupFYuz
- Sun, 16:45: Why did it take me so long to realize that Jessie and James from Pok�mon are basically Boris and Natasha without the goofy accents?
- Sun, 17:53: Video: The Dukes of Stratosphear, XTC’s psychedelic alter-ego, reunited in 2003 to perform this song. http://t.co/dJS3FMRjtc
- Sun, 19:11: Video: As far as I can tell, this is basically what Bitcoins are. http://t.co/Vvmcit8Jki
- Sun, 19:21: I think a lot of curse words are only considered insulting because they're so terse. "Fuck" and "cunt" are good examples.
- Sun, 19:22: RT @eehouls: "Why don't they just give the awards out on the carpet?!" - something someone's dad might say and I might agree with.
- Sun, 19:30: The Red Carpet is important because it's not every day we get to see celebrities dressed in designer clothing. Oh, wait, yes it is.
- Sun, 20:00: Photo: Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss! If Theodor Geisel were still alive, he’d be 110 today. http://t.co/RAbcSVImQi
- Sun, 21:49: Why have Denny's Tolkien-themed menus never included Farmer Giles of Ham and Eggs?
- Sun, 23:41: Happy Hippie Me�Today http://t.co/fDJ4uIyEfi
- Mon, 01:02: Strange that Idina Menzel made an appearance when the Academy certainly wasn't defying "Gravity." #Oscars #badpuns
- Mon, 01:09: RT @mayhemmiller: GRAVITY WINS TONS OF OSCARS. NASA HAS NO FUNDING. GO USA.
- Mon, 01:50: I don't know anything about acting. I just root for the people who are charismatic. Which means McConaughey winning anything is baffling.
- Mon, 02:15: When I go #shoppingwithbeth, she always insists that we walk around the entire mall.