vovat | My tweets (Reply)

Mon, 12:26: Ray Guns Are Not Just the Future http://t.co/5dPIODYbJi
Mon, 19:27: RT @almightygod: Try reading this book: http://t.co/HfuKKPGYmw
Mon, 19:30: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1952, Richard Nixon gave his Checkers speech, where Nixon confronted his critics by biting the head off a live pup…
Mon, 19:31: When tweeting about Yahweh, be sure to use a ha'Shem tag.
Mon, 19:35: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became "The Boss" after several years as "The Assistant Regional Manager."
Mon, 19:36: The Sklar Brothers want me to switch to Time Warner cable.
Mon, 19:40: RT @Godchecker: Greetings mortals. Monday's featured deity is... http://t.co/tK2X8l47Qm And it was so.
Mon, 19:54: I may be pro-choice, but I still find the term "baby bump" offensive. It's a child, not a skin disease!
Tue, 00:58: I don't think his use of the phrase "focus like a laser" is why Anthony Weiner lost the primary election, but it probably should have been.
Tue, 00:59: RT @TheTweetOfGod: If, while arguing, you are able to cite a verse in a chapter of an old book that seems to support your position, then yo…

Tue, 01:55: To the Cosmic with My Ozmic Ray! http://t.co/63zoo4APL1
Tue, 02:36: The next iPhone will only be unlockable with a scan of your nasal hairs.
Tue, 02:52: Personally, I don't want to have to screw around unlocking my phone every time the screen fades, but I guess I'm asking for identity theft.
Tue, 04:09: Crap, I always forget about Bilbo and Frodo's birthday. Tricksy hobbitses.