- Wed, 16:18: RT @SeaGypsyNine: And you thought your last name was bad. http://t.co/lzgk7VK35m
- Wed, 19:20: RT @NeinQuarterly: An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and tonic.
- Wed, 19:21: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! He's just shopping for adult material.
- Wed, 19:30: RT @theharryshearer: Okay, so when I hear the sound of mooing cows, I won't be alarmed. http://t.co/VvsZZ3xWZc
- Wed, 19:36: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Turns out, Blue Öyster Cult is scared shitless of the reaper. Please update your records.
- Wed, 20:30: RT @Tautologicaly: Like fire stolen from the heavens, eating too many mozzarella sticks at once is the folly of man.