- Tue, 12:58: Demotion to Demons http://t.co/j7LCoF72WP
- Tue, 19:27: When I hear about people cheating on their partners, I wonder how they get the opportunity.
- Tue, 19:42: Expensive weddings. Because there's no better way to start a lifelong financial partnership than a huge money pit.
- Tue, 20:02: Is Jan supposed to be Toyota's answer to Flo from Progressive?
- Tue, 20:05: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1971, Fred Durst was born. This is universally regarded as The Day The Music Died.
- Tue, 20:08: RT @VoxPopple: Hehe. #earworm http://t.co/t9waP9BmVK
- Wed, 02:41: The Rare Beauty of Ozma http://t.co/f3eEmxNd7r
- Wed, 03:07: I'm off work today. I don't think it's because of Ozma's birthday, but it should be.