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12:14 I'm off to Woodbury, to bury my...oh, never mind. No, actually, I'm going to a temp agency. #
15:40 @Clamanity Little Miss Muffet came to life! Except with Doritos instead of cottage cheese. #
15:42 @JaredofMo Maybe it's alive! I wonder if it's friends with Victor Columbia Edison. #
15:52 RT @thepipettes Waking up is like getting a kick in the teeth. Unpleasant, unnecessary, unfair. #
16:25 The First Lady of Japan visited Venus in a UFO, apparently. She has something in common with Obama, who was apparently born there. #
16:57 Link: The Revenge of Levi - Levi Johnston attacks his ex-girlfriend’s family. tumblr.com/xpy2ylhlt #
22:36 A supermarket tabloid says that the Octomom criticized Kate Gosselin. In situations like that, I'm not sure which to root for. #
22:48 @MikeConway Yeah, I remember that. I'm not sorry it fell through. #
22:52 @JaredofMo Which is probably even worse, because at least you know not to expect much from the twisted takes. #
22:56 @oz_diggs Yeah, w
hoever made that HBO show "Oz" obviously hadn't ever read Baum. :P #
23:54 The Pope blames atheists for environmental problems bit.ly/doqhY #

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Don't be silly -- Obama was born on Uranus.

Which would make him an illegal alien, so hah! One up on the birthers!

Yeah, I guess it IS only WOMEN who are from Venus.

Which would make him an illegal alien, so hah!

As opposed to McCain, who was born to a United States soldier stationed on Neptune. {g}

Hey, Neptune can be a dangerous place ... and cold. But they don't have as much outgassing as Uranus.

What am I, twelve? ;-)

As for women, they're from wherever they want to be.

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