Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 06:23 How many times does the temp agency want me to fill out the exact same survey? #
• 18:54 I saw two different Diebold machines today. I can't believe they're still in business. "Let's buy from the company that lost those votes!" #
• 19:35 Happy Algerian New Year! #
• 19:35 April Fool's! It's actually the Assyrian New Year. #
• 21:03 Is "Lady Gaga" an actual person? #
• 21:16 They mentioned on American Idol that a chef comes by three times a week. What do they eat on the other four days? Hot Pockets? #
• 21:18 Every time Seacrest says, "Dim the lights," @NowIsStrange adds "chill the ham." #
• 21:20 That BK Burger Shots commercial has been playing for too long. Doesn't Burger King have a new special yet? #
• 21:21 "The best of the Fast and the Furious movies"? Admittedly, I haven't seen any of them, but that reeks of faint praise. #
• 21:36 Seacrest's fake-outs no longer even make grammatical sense. #
• 21:47 Okay, I'm not sure Lady Gaga is human, but she does exist. #
• 21:55 Did Megan get hypnotized into thinking she's a bird? #

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