My tweets

[vovat]

• Sun, 12:41: I'm a sex machine, but not a top-of-the-line model.
• Sun, 13:13: RT @MegsLeigh: For everyone who posts details of their child's potty training on Facebook, I want to counter with a report of the cats o ...
• Sun, 13:42: RT @rockinlibrarian: Writing checks while listening to daughter talk about her belly button being hungry. Wrote "three hungry and 00/100 ...
• Sun, 16:32: RT @MATT_KOFF: "How are we going to make it to the Battle of the Bands in time if we don't win this Boat Race?"-ultimate 80s movie