Aren't people with OCD supposed to be neat? Figures I'd get the disorder but not the only part that could be potentially beneficial.

That's like being a disorganized librarian. I AM organized! It's just alphabetical and/or Dewey order doesn't help keep ones schedule/desk/kitchen/laundry organized!

Possibly the new year ought to start on the winter solstice, but the months don't line up properly, so that's as close as you get.