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09:57 I'm a PC, and Windows 7 was my idea. The name certainly wasn't, though. #
10:00 I would have preferred "Windows to the Soul" or "Windows-A-Plenty." #
13:32 That video game in my dream made no sense! Why would John the Baptist have had a famous battle-axe? #
13:35 @Clamanity Windows on a Stick #
13:36 @kittysneezes What about XP? #
13:39 I'm looking forward to Maya Angelou's thriller, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills." #
14:32 The Taj Mahal provides soap and shampoo, but not toothpaste. Maybe Trump has never heard of the stuff. #
14:35 I found out that @therealtavie has a Judy Garland pillbox. Would have gone great w/my David Crosby decanter and Hemingway bullet case! #
15:48 Hey, Boardwalk cart dudes, I'll let YOU know if I want a ride! Which I don't. #
15:50 @colleenanne Maybe they want you to buy some from the hotel store. #
18:15 Unlike the late, great Thurl Ravenscroft, I might well choose the Grinch over a seasick crocodile. #</ a>
19:41 @kattmoff I had some Clementines, but now they're lost and gone forever. #
19:42 If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will NOT do. They're not accepted currency in this country. #
20:17 Actually, Lisa Simpson, it's the Queen of HEARTS who calls for people's heads, not the Red Queen. #
20:25 Sorry, Gap commercial kids, but those boots really aren't THAT cute. #
22:43 I'm not sure thisiswhyyourefat.com is entirely accurate. They don't even take into account genetic and emotional factors. #
23:18 @kittysneezes I noticed that both the quietest AND warmest part of that bar was the bathroom. I didn't want to hang out in there, though. #
23:21 @InBloomers Your pictures of clothed women sometimes take them off when you're not looking. It's a common situation. #
23:22 @JaredofMo It prolly is. #
23:24 @MikeConway I think they both look a little disturbing. Must be some of those South Pole Elves. #

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