These memes are some of my favorite. Just because I like the answers that come up.

1 Your first car?
HELMET BILL

2 Where you grew up?
In the dirt.

3 Where you live now?
On a Hedgehog,

4 Your name?
Dude & Dummy.

5 Your middle name?
Snyper Kitty

6 Your favorite pastime?
Writin' on dudes.

7 What do you do for a living?
Temp.

(Uh, I guess that one didn't turn out funny.)

8 Your grandfather's name?
Axe Man!

9 Your grandmother's name?
Tubgirl with heads!

10 Favorite food?
Yoda!

11 Favorite drink?
SHOE.

12 Favorite song?
Bird covered in gum.

13 Favorite smell?
MEXICO!

14 Favorite pair of shoes?
ROCKS.

15 Where do you wish you were right now?
Having sex with a lady.

(that one also works for reals.)