Twitterpated

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• 18:15 TMBG shirts take up a disproportionate amount of my T-shirt drawer. #
• 18:19 Why does Victoria's Secret think it's "spoiling yourself" to wear a corset to bed? #
• 19:07 @margaretcho "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten toilet, that those who use it shall not shit on the ground." #
• 19:09 @kattmoff Doesn't it come from the Latin name for Switzerland? #
• 19:13 @eehouls "Galangalangalang"? Is she singing "Sh-Boom" in honor of the occasion? #
• 19:14 @NowIsStrange Yeah, why would spammers join Twitter, anyway? #
• 19:15 @eehouls I'd say to ask first. #
• 19:19 @samuraifrog But do you heart less than three boobs? Except maybe on Eccentrica Gallumbits? #
• 19:36 @samuraifrog What about the sequel to the classic German film, "Das ReBoot"? #
• 19:38 @eehouls Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? #
• 20:03 This year's American Idol is a real sausage-fest. #
• 20:05 So, does "I'm Every Woman" imply that women don't have individual personalities? Because that's offensive. #
• 20:07 Chaka Khan was my favorite Mongolian warlord. #
• 20:16 Santana is classy? #
• 20:28 So, what IS the difference between Miss America and Miss USA? #
• 21:16 So Ben Folds doesn't live in Australia anymore? #

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