Well, hey, I'm pretty sure poker is in the Olympics, and that's not a sport either, although it is a competitive game. As for competitive eating, I'd say sitting there and stuffing your face is kind of the opposite of an athletic competition. Now, some of the physical challenges from Double Dare involving food might count as sports. {g}

And, yeah, why do the girl Happy Meal toys suck?

I think the Wizard of Oz dolls were considered the girl's toy, even though I know some guys who got them. So I guess that doesn't always apply, but it often does.