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• 08:20 I prefer the EP version of "The State I Am In" to the album cut. #
• 08:24 The Young Fresh Fellows are playing in Portland on Saturday. Should I go? It's only slightly under 3000 miles away! #
• 08:42 Can anyone explain why Tiger Woods needed to make a public apology for something that should have been between him and his wife? #
• 08:45 @JaredofMo I guess it makes you a NEW Native American, as opposed to a TRADITIONAL Native American. #
• 08:47 @gilibugg You're not the only one. #
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li>08:48 @gilibugg I tried to find a maternal phallus, but all I came up with was a hen's tooth. #
• 14:31 It sucks that the orchestral version of Tom Lehrer's "We Will All Go Together When We Go" doesn't include all the lyrics. #
• 14:32 Lehrer's songs usually work best with just him and the piano anyway, though. #
• 14:34 @JaredofMo Awww, I was hoping there'd be a Tiger Woods game where the goal was to sleep with as many women as possible! #
• 14:35 @mshowalter What about "Dali Lama," in which the Dalai Lama is stuck in a r
  oom full of melting clocks and lobster telephones? #
• 14:48 Kevin Eubanks is leaving Leno? But 80% of the time, he was the only one who laughed at Jay's jokes! #
• 15:03 @d_whiteplume So do I. Megan Fox's jeans tag probably DOES say "7-8 years old," though. #
• 15:03 Is Megan Fox still culturally relevant? Mind you, I don't understand why she was in the first place. #
• 15:10 People are still doing the Lent thing at this point? #
• 16:27 twitgoo.com/eful3 Why would anyone want a Transformers poster with no robots
  on it? #
• 18:23 I don't have any interest in playing Halo. If I'm going to play a video game based on a Beyonce song, I'd prefer "Single Ladies." #
• 19:09 @d_whiteplume Eh, I kind of think she was just put into nerdy projects without being a nerd herself. Sort of like Angelina Jolie. #
• 19:13 twitgoo.com/eg321 Batman, Superman, and Playboy? Reminds me of my Tumblr dashboard. {g} #
• 19:16 twitgoo.com/eg36u I've had this in my phone for a while now. It's from the Kellogg Diner in Brooklyn. #
  
• 19:44 @TheRealTavie Says the girl who complains about my Tumblr. :P #
• 20:13 You know, pictures of John R. Neill tend to make him look pretty grumpy. alancook.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/johnrneill.jpg #
• 22:38 First Rule of Entertainment Journalism: When you can't think of anything productive to say, call someone fat! #

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